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You Kill Me kills you softly with its smiles.
This scruffy gangster comedy about Frank (Ben Kingsley), an alcoholic hit man for the Polish mob in Buffalo, N.Y., proves that craftiness and hip performances can make a tasty pig-in-a-blanket out of an old and tattered sow's ear.
Sure, there's nothing original in portraying a professional assassin like Frank as a tormented man of honor or a wised-up career gal (Tea Leoni) as his saving grace, Laurel - the amorous laurel he earns for flying cross-country and drying out in San Francisco.
But the director, John Dahl (Red Rock West), and the screenwriters, Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, get sight gags out of materials as apt and simple as a vodka bottle casually dropped into the cushioning Buffalo snow.
These filmmakers boast a tactile command of lower-case depression humor. And Kingsley and Leoni master it with rare cool glee.
Kingsley is so good at his specialty - making dignity charismatic and explosive - that only a few directors have realized how shrewdly funny he can be. (Barry Levinson did, in Bugsy.) Kingsley finds the humor behind a man who can lure the opposite sex with his rough-edged, fraying seriousness. No matter how worn his surface or mysterious his demeanor, he has the confidence of a fellow who knows his own worth.
More important, Dahl and the screenwriters give Leoni a role that taps her intelligent sexiness. She's everything a guy like Frank could want in a woman - interested, aroused and amused.
While the plot splits between Frank getting straight in San Francisco (a funny concept right there) and some Buffalo turf wars, the moviemakers stay focused on their quirky twinned characters. In Buffalo, Roman (Philip Baker Hall), the endearingly grizzled Polish crime boss, struggles to protect his crumbling fiefdom from O'Leary (Dennis Farina), the uproariously swank Irish kingpin. In San Francisco, Tom (Luke Wilson), an amiable gay toll-taker at the Golden Gate Bridge, strives to keep Frank on the straight and narrow while Dave (Bill Pullman), a crooked real estate salesman, tries to put him back into the threat-and-intimidation business.
On the plus side, Dave also lands Frank a mortuary job and, more important, a San Francisco apartment. Indeed, with some cunningly chosen, hilly yet not-too-high-life exteriors, You Kill Me makes San Francisco romantic again by making it seem affordable.
Pullman conjures a regular-guy-gone-wrong aura that's itchily funny (with his glasses squaring off his face, he resembles a misfit version of Joe Scarborough); it's unlike anything he's done before. Wilson's character is like everything he's done before, but, in this context, his laid-back understanding becomes hilarious.
Laurel's acceptance of Frank's occupation deserves more than a witty evisceration of a watermelon and a cavalry-to-the-rescue showdown. But You Kill Me never begs for our sympathy and never goes soft: It practices a higher amorality that mirrors its anti- hero's craftsman-killer code.
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You Kill Me (IFC Films) Starring Ben Kingsley, Tea Leoni, Luke Wilson, Bill Pullman. Directed by John Dahl. Rated R. Time 92 minutes.
