Yep, that's Dale the Thug about to beat the crap outta me with the bat!

Let me do that for ya, darlin'.  What a gentleman.

Why are you banging this loser?  I'm much better looking.

Nice assets

Pat's concern for his partner is quite........underwhelming.

Can't you tell I'm really worried?

Being a copy would be sweet if I didn't have to investigate traffic accidents.

The ever-compassionate cop checks out the accident...grudgingly.

One of the perks of being an actor is eating the props.

Yep, you're in for a biiiiiig fine.

Doing the Virginian in LN.